The UN-official blog for craps

Potluck

2009-09-03T23:06:00.000+08:00

Hello Bros,

Potluck at West Coast Park

Time: 6pm - 10 pm

Bring your own food .....

dress code...flowers and hawaiian

and nevin has won himself a mars bar....apparently he is the only one who commented

haha eyah keep rocking bros!

Definition

2009-08-10T10:00:00.002+08:00

Hello dear ppl of AMG

Army has been screwing up our barins.....

so lets do a lil brain exercise and decipher darren's legendary quote

"PERUVIAN ECCENTRICNESS"

Food For thought??

Best definition gets a free MARS bar!!

-Courtesy of the Mars Bar Company =]

Poster Boy Of The Year

2009-08-09T12:28:00.003+08:00

haha poster boy of the year up for grabs

Winner wld get a Prize!!! pls vote fairly =]

Homecoming!!

2009-08-09T12:18:00.004+08:00

Yes blog revival!!!

i wld love to welcome back PEH ZIYANG

haha its awesome to have u back!

Our poster boy is back!!

to those going overseas good luck!

anw pls do check back often, i'll try my best to mantain this blog =]

take care ppl

Homecoming!!

2009-08-09T12:18:00.001+08:00

AMG 6-0 Panache FC

2009-05-03T21:34:00.003+08:00

Team Lineup:
GK- REC Yanshan
LB- PTE Jevon
RB- REC Menghan
CB- PTE Nevin
CB- PTE Derrick
LM- REC Pengxiang
RM- CIVILIAN Ernest
DM- CIVILIAN Ivan
AM- PTE Keith
ST- REC Winston
ST- REC Alex

Supersubs:
Webster
Zach

Scorers:
Alex-2
Zach-1
Ernest-1
Webster-1
Nevin-1

so. with most of the guys serving their nation (except Ivan and Ernest, ERHERRRMMM), it was good for us to meet and have a game against a CTSS alumni (apparently) team. someone jsut had to ps coz he is the next Micheal Jordan Mcknight Kushev Alves. long name, big shoes to fill. The match was cock, played with no ref. but, it was like the "friendliest" friendly we have played in. no fights, no arguments. even pengxiang did not have random outbursts of how he wants to fuck someone's face and then knock their head. some players said they did not sweat. DERRICK, ACTION LA NOW. but the weather was god damn hot. how the fuck do u not sweat? if u say pengxiang dont sweat i believe cos it much hotter in Mars, but on Earth?!
some highlights include alex's super offside first goal (even Inzaghi will say Alex is born offside), keith chasing everything like some dog but still all his shots going wide, yanshan and his random "eh fuck" when he has the ball, zach and his goal with like, his first touch, webster trying to score and saying "i cannot dont score!!", jevon and his super duper kanchiong performance (think coz the WAG not at the sidelines). thats all. quite boring actually. not an exciting match.

2009-01-03T10:44:00.001+08:00

a picture of chengkai and his best pal ken.

when everything fails.

theres always something that make us laugh

KEN

2008-12-13T19:50:00.001+08:00

OKAY GUYS. SORRY FOR THE PROBLEMS CAUSED. THERES A SLIGHT CHANGE IN CHALET DATES.

ITS ON MONDAY TUES, WED BOOK OUT. 3 DAY 2 NIGHTS.

I EPIC FAIL.

SORRY.

AS APOLOGY, I WILL BE BUYING FOOD FOR BBQ ON BOTH NIGHTS.

TAKE NOTE. THANKS!

2008-12-11T01:12:00.006+08:00

ok guys. finalized.

chalet on 14 15 16 dec is at fairy point chalet 1.

we will meet at 1pm at tampines mrt on 14th dec. and take bus 29 to our place.

remember to bring $10 for the chalet too

the bbq will be held on the first night. second night( depending on the numbers and the amount of money we have )

bring your fishing gear if u all want to fish!

the place is large with a kitchen, living room with a tv, 4 bedrooms which is quite big. and last of all, we have our own beach!

any problems contact ym at 98324542. ty

BBQ at Mcknight's house

2008-12-03T18:42:00.003+08:00

The Mcknights will be having BBQ in front of the home of the Mcknights, near the Bball court.

Date: 7th December(Sunday)
Time: 6pm
Amount: Bring any amount you think is respectable but since its a Mcknight's affair, I guessed it should be around 5 bucks.

Till now, you all still dont know Mcknight, its time to get your ass onto facebook!

CHALET

2008-11-30T13:20:00.003+08:00

ok guys. chalet is on 14 15 16 dec

those who can go now are

webster
jevon
sheng da
razak
ms kim
nerrine
zhi hao
bryan
yanshan
nevin
ken
darren
j1 ruggers
the rest haven confirm.

pls sms me your confirmation and remember to bring $10 during prom for the chalet!
thanks

Steamboat at my house!

2008-11-19T18:07:00.003+08:00

Ok here is the plan, as mentioned earlier there will be steamboat at my house on saturday.

Guys who want to play mahjong can come around 3pm, those we who just want to eat can come at 7pm. Those who want to stay back to watch Almighty Manchester United beat Aston Villa can stay overnight to watch.

Please RSVP for the majong/steamboat/soccer match session by FRIDAY as my mummy needs to settle the amount of stuff she needs to buy.

People who are coming so far:
Alex
Bryan(not confirm)
Derrick
Darren
Ernest
Ken
Keith(not confirm)
Nevin
Webster
Winston
Zhi Hao

People who haven RSVP:
Kyson
Jevon
Kin onn

Ok thats all. I go study my biology and play with my POPEYE shirt liao

AMG Steamboat

2008-11-18T23:33:00.002+08:00

Date: 22 November 2008
Time: evening (to-be-confirmed)
Place: TAN YANSHAN house

We will be having our dinner at his house, so keep an empty stomach. Also may stay over to watch soccer and some fun .

AMG 3 - 3 JJC

2008-11-18T22:58:00.003+08:00

After a long break at the end of last season, amg finally kicked off their new season with a even 3-3 draw with JJC. But questions were raised at the pre-season training with the team's desperate calls and shouts for an oxygen tank most notably from centre half nevin singh. when asked about the pre season training, team player-managers darren and derrick said 'well we clearly felt the need to focus more on the mental aspects for the multiple battles against cambridge FC during the pre-season friendlies.'

Spectators and a certain WAG of our amg leftback witness an exciting start to the game with 3 goals scored in the first 10mins and centre half derrick not touching the ball yet. The first 2 goals were results of costly mistakes from both goalkeepers. JJC makeshift goalkeeper caught the ball in mid air and with a suspected illness of color blindness, kick the ball straight to striker alex who poked it into the empty net. 1-0 AMG.

The equaliser came almost immediately as the 'very very aggressive but hates to be treated aggressively' kalvin rose highest to connect from a corner to head a tame shot at goalkeeper bryan. but somehow, bryan misjudged the size of the ball and totally missed the ball, perhaps he was an understudy of ernest's friday habits. 1-1

Moments later, a cross from keith found darren sandwiched between the 2 JJC centre halfs, he put his never-so-effective dive practices at the bball court to good use and somehow managed to fool referee ian and a penalty was awarded. nevin stood up and scored with his first touch of the ball. A nominee for the Oscar awards indeed.

I cant remember how they scored their second and third goals but WTFFFFF they were not nice goals anyway. so we went into the break 2-3 down.

okay next, the second half began and there was a period of great spell of dominance by JJC with major threats coming from the centre mid.but thankfully for the defence they were only limited to long range efforts. however it soon changed hands and the JJC defence were put thru a great amount of ordeal with zach's speed and webster constant step overs at a stationary ball. but they came into good effect as zach cross intended for keith was way off the reach of his short legs but it ended up at webster, and he shot it sweetly into the bottom corner. 3-3.

towards the end of the game, jevon fell awkardly and said he heard a 'crack' in his ankle, AMG teamates feared the worst for him but thankfully they had newly appointed WAG-Physio WENWEN to provide her magical touch to jevon and he came back onto the field not long after.

the post-match conference ended aruptly as player-manager said' stop asking questions, i wan to go play my fm alr.byes'

Post Match Rating [AMG v Jroma]

2008-11-18T17:16:00.003+08:00

GK: Bryan (5.5)

Had a unsteady performance where he kept apologising to nevin for fear the Powerful centre-back would rape him. Started the game on a bad note, conceding a weak header from opposing post-striker kelvin. However in the second half, he kept a clean sheet holding the scoreline in the 2nd half 1-0 to AMG.

Centre-Back: Nevin (7.0)
Nevin scare the shit out of the opponents and his own players with random ferocious rants. He cleared every ball coming his way, it felt as if no ball was going to travel pass the wild "sun bear". He also ram in the 1st goal on a penalty

Centre-Back: Derrick (7.0)
Derrick was the "Vidic(his a manU fan)" of the team, with carragher like sliding tackles for most of the game. Derrick also made good use of his reading, covering the backline.

Right-Back: Webster (8.0)
The superb wingback turn on a wonderful performance, which is capped off with the equalising goal at the end. His 2nd half performance was undoubtly one to remember.

Left-Back: Jevon (6.5)
He had usual game today, covering the unaquitted leftwinger most of the time. A standard of leftback RFC xinghan should learn from.

Centre-Midfield: Yanshan (5.5)
An unsteady and questionable performance from midfield, probably because of his unaccustom to the field instead of the streetsoccer court where he can show case his O'shea(22) like dribbling. However he did came to more life in the 2nd-Half to help keep the opponent in check in the centre park.

Centre-Midfield: Ernest (6.5)
A usual performance from the temperamental player, but he showed his ability to spear balls everywhere on the pitch, wherever he wants. But as the game goes on, fatigue came in, and we all KNOW WHY. And so he left the pitch for some break.

Left-Midfield: Darren (6.5)
A no-brainer run your lung game from the 3rd dog. He did not excel at the left-midfield position, with his incapapbility to keep up and support, but a 2nd Half switch to his usual DM, saw a more steady performance. He earned the penalty for the 1st goal.

Right-Midfield: Keith (6.5)
The "Kuyt" 2nd dog had a normal game. He run his lung out as usual (commando sia). No nonsense plays. And of course a miss like "kuyt".

Striker: Winston (7.0)
Credits to the BIG man, for his effort and runs on the field, knocking down balls for his teamates with the 15min he played. A Man of the "15min" Match performance.

Striker: Alex (6.5)

A few attempted tricks and plenty of good runs. But fatigue took over, and AMG found their striker sub out for rest. The striker however did scored the 2nd goal to make up for any mistakes.

Substitutes:

Zach (7.5)
A really energetic performance from the top dog. He was running everywhere, shielding and sending shot crosses. His cross from leftwing founded webster for the equalising goal.

Yeemin (5.5)
He had a decent game with no nonsense clearences in bits and parts of the game.

Kyson (5.5)
Came up with a decent game, running into spaces and helping out in covering on defence.

Ken (6.0)
Adventurous performance on the right mid, that would be well applauded had it been capped of with his trademark 'Head'er.

Park (7.0)
Sub in and really shore up the backline in the 2nd Half, keeping a clean sheet in the 2nd Half.

MATCH REPORT WILL BE OUT SOON.

AMG Post-Exam Soccer Match

2008-11-16T00:33:00.002+08:00

Possible only.
Have to wait for pengyang to confirmed the field. Will be offically confirm by monday.

Venue: JJC School Field
Date: 18Nov2008
Time: 10am (after physic paper1)
Opponent: J1-08 Soccer team

Players : (status)

GK- Bryan (doubtful)
CB- Nevin
CB- Ken
RB- Webster
LB- Jevon
CM- Ernest
CM- Darren
CM- Derrick
RM- Yanshan
LM- Keith (doubtful)
CF- Alex

ball- Winston
LM- Pengxiang (doubtful)
CF- Menghan (Not fully fit)
RB- Jinhao (To-be-confirmed)

Confirmed lineup will be decided by Next week by The manager and sporting director.

Study + EPL on?

2008-10-24T10:40:00.001+08:00

Saturday: everton v manU. 7pm. ch22

Sunday: liverpool v chelsea. 9.25pm. ch27

we study in school or somewhr le then go someone house watch ah. steady bo....
any suggestion where...?
jevon house? winston house? my house? coffee shop? holland V pubs?

My take on this moment - darren

2008-09-30T00:05:00.002+08:00

With our exam coming close, the pressure mounting, the expectation rising, hopes going low.

We need some crap, wonderful crap
Some lags, meaningful lags
wats up with jamming our brains with so much stuff,
when the they can only eat 3 ideas a day

What are we learning when we score 100?
What are we learning when we score FAIL?

Yeah we fail, yeah we score
yet we learn nothing everytime
still going in the same old cycle of MOE

i wana get out.
i wana breathe.
But mum always says,
AFTER EXAM.

Then when im in uni, wads next
AFTER UNI?
AFTER WORK?
AFTER DEATH?

"Genius die early, Hero die early" [quote from mr lee]
well live so long for wad
kick some bucket and go heaven
before we rot our small cringed up ass sitting on our bucket

We add years to lifes, but not lifes to years...

"KNN jc students ah....
They are the standard of our country,
cos they are STANDARD wad" [LOL.. how true]

OK i whine finish... =P waaaahhh

AMG DANCE

2008-09-23T22:38:00.001+08:00

Enjoy!

CHALET!

2008-09-14T22:28:00.003+08:00

ok guys. theres only 6 weeks left for a levels to begin. but before that, i have booked a chalet for AMG, its quite a huge 1, so u can call as many friends as possible. its located at Aloha Changi, ferrypoint chalet (: its from, 14 to 16 dec. 3day 2 night gay party for us to deal with, i dont have pictures for the chalet, but from past experience, u have your own beach and about 4 to 5 rooms which are really quite big. comparable to a bungalow. everyone should make it except for people who are going to be NSmen early. you know..

alright. so pls post a comment on who will be going. and after settling the numbers we will check on the price (: roughly $10 per person. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ((((:

Discrepancy in BBQ 2

2008-08-31T00:22:00.002+08:00

Due to some cock up, we went over budget. It is required that all AMG member who have participated in the BBQ are to pay EXTRA $2 to jevon.

Dun complain. Jevon gonna have to cover if we dun pay.

* AMG officially thank
Winston parents for their allowance for us to create FUN at the BBQ
Auntie Jo for forking out the payment for the drinks
Kim for paying for our BBQ 1st
WHOEVER PANG SEH... KNN

AMG BBQ 2

2008-08-21T00:28:00.004+08:00

Finalise Details

Date: 29August2008, FRIDAY
Time: Evening (start 5pm)
Place: Blue Horizon (Winston's house)

Total payment:
$4oo (we have centurian-mass ppl, no choice)

Per payment:
max$20-min$10 [according to no. of people]

Bring:
YOURBALLS for the birthday babies / FUN&CRAZE for the rest

Objectives: Celebrate End of Prelim......... =)

"registered amg":
Darren, Nevin, Derrick, Yeemin, Winston, Ken, Kim, Alex, Kyson, Jevon, Keith, KinOnn....
[the rest confirm asap leh... DUN F.U.C.K EH]

AMG members + AMG associates are all invited
Ask Winston or Darren if u do not know how to get there
Jevon will be the treasurer for this bbq. payment are to be made to him.
AMG Associates who are going please inform Darren By 26August2008 9pm latest.
Any correction or queries please let me know. study too much tend to forget the details.

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

2008-08-16T20:52:00.002+08:00

My Dick - Mickey Avalon

I got this shit from Harold and Kumar : Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Lyrics :

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

(Andre Legacy)
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14

(Dirt Nasty)
My dick locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

(Andre Legacy)
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work

(Dirt Nasty)
My dick been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID

(All)
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function

(Andre Legacy)
My dick serve the whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

(Dirty Nasty)
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

(Andre Legacy)
My dick benchpress 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty

(Dirt Nasty)
My dick pretty damn skippy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Phillippines

(Andre Legacy)
My dick is like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

(Dirt Nasty)
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

(Andre Legacy)
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up

(Dirt Nasty)
My dick Grade A beef
Your dick Made a geek

(Mickey Avalon)
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

(Andre Legacy)
My dick...'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred

(All)
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Dicks like Jesus

BPL!!

2008-08-16T16:07:00.002+08:00

It is my virgin post and I cant help by mentioning the start of BPL!

With BPL starting, it signals the start of the fantasy league initiated by Derrick.

With 10 teams in the league, who will finish first and who will finish last? It is now everyone on its own.

Ok, I have a suggestion here, why don't we have prizes to be won after every week of competition?
With the participants pool in a small amount of money,etc 50 cents? The winner will take all of the winnings.

It may be a small amount of money, but isn't it an incentive to stay in this game?
Better still, when we graduate, this will be a chance for us to meet up to collect the winning or to pay up the loss.

Anyone up for it?

P.S I shall start the ball rolling by pooling in a lollipop to the winner!

tys

AMG BBQ chapter2

2008-08-15T19:26:00.004+08:00

Yooooooozzzz....
all AMG alert...

Lets have a bbq on 29august2008 (the sat after our prelim) (should be winston's house or WCP)
celebrate our the "end of prelim"-"start of A level revision"
ALSO... We have some birthday babies coming soon... =)
lets have some GOOOOOOOOD FUN...=) right derrick+nevin?

Anyway for those who skipped the FUN last time, ur name is recorded down.
ernest (the 1st asshole)
pengxiang (the no balls 2nd)
jevon (the 'its ok' 3rd)

Reply in comment to confirm ur PRESENCE. No PS. its D-N bd leh.
Wags n to-be-Wags are allowed.

2008-08-07T21:23:00.003+08:00

this is the extent of what boredom can do to people like US.

apparently exhausted with our studying in AVR room, we decided to add a little fun with the markers we found in various rooms.

happily drawing, we started off with the all time favourite game, STREET FIGHTER! with alex shooting a * HAAA DOOO GENNNNN* which killed TI KO PEH with just 1 blow.

and when we got even bored, we started drawing random things when ken wasnt looking

things got worst when our prom king decided he had enough of studies, he decided to destress. since no one wanted to play touch or soccer at that point in time, he did something no one would ever do when one sees KEN grotesque features.

TADA! the fruit of our labour after long hours of drawing and light setting in class (:

The Advance Level Gods

2008-08-07T20:17:00.003+08:00

With the incoming prelims, and 2month-to-go-a'level, the amg community have been engaging in intensive studies. Even though we have Texas hold'em and touch rugby to entertain us, we are still feeling the strain of absorbing the knowledge of the Advance level.

However, we have been able to observe a natural phenomenom, the creation of the ALG- A level Gods. They have reach a higher level of the art of studying, such that they have level up till the age of the gods. They are a "special" breed of ppl who through disgusting hardwork and absolutely dirty(i mean literal meaning, look at ken, tarzan leh, no.1 survival instinct) methods, have been able to achieve to god like "wisdom". So now to introduce our gods of the Advance Level.

Coming in as the Chemistry God, is our chairman, yeemin aka yeemo, his hardwork and plentiful RJC+HCI paper, ensures that his level was able to rise by many folds within a short period. God of Chemistry indeed. So now any chem questions or papers, LOOK FOR YEEMIN.

Next is the Mathematic God, KEN tan aka tarzan tan, with siao studying timing (4am-6am kind) and absolute determination to bury himself in the books, tarzan tan has emerged out of the dirty cocoon (into another dirty cocoon) as the Mathematic God. FREE TUITION AVAILABLE from ken anytime leh. FREEEEEEE.....

the remaining gods will rise once prelim is over.... stay tuned lol..

A few amg and a story......

2008-08-02T23:58:00.005+08:00

OK,
a few amg went for dinner and deserts,
a story was created...

One day,

A guy decided to visit the polyclinic as he was sick
He took the queue number and waited for his turn,
Some polyclinic had long queue, some had short,
Some doctor are busy, while some are free,
There were number ranging from 3333, 4444, 5555 etc
At some point the wait was too long,
So the guy decided to go drink some kopi at a coffee shop
He ordered teh-si and kopi-O
Teh-si tasted really good most of the time, it was easier to consume too.

However he accidently ordered a cold teh-si,

It was not easy consuming as it was cold,
And he was sick
Kopi-O was more perky, but it tasted bitter near the end.
The queue number rang,
It was the guys turn
But as he was away drinking,
He was not able to go for the appointment.
However as the kopies were refreshing,
It cured part of his illness.
He continued drinking
Then he feel sick again after a while
And went to visit another polyclinic again.
And the story goes.....

Copyrights of the creator : Yanshan, Alex, Ken, Keith, Darren

The Chronicles Of the Kings - The Wudang Warrior

2008-07-31T20:15:00.002+08:00

In the 2nd Edition to the Chronicles of the Kings, we shall look into, the sacred wudang clan, for their only left warrior, The Wudang Warrior

Name: Alexander Wu Deng Zheng Zi
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Qualities: Wudang Martial Arts, SHOOTING, Peru-born-eccentricness

Appearence: * * * *
Popularity: * * *
Strength: * *
Speed: * * * *
Skill: * * *
Intellect: * * *

Description:
The Wudang Warrior has kept himself low-profile till the invasion of amg, with that he has gain popularity among the ladies with his overall appeal. He is the official camera man for the amg birthday celebrations. His mysterious background due to the martial blood line has made him even more attractive. The Wudang warrior is known to experience certain trauma when faced with some of his old school mate due to some sensitive issues(ask yanshan). Alex is also known to fire ROCKET like shots with low accuracy. His pace is his positive ability while his strength is questionable. With all that we could see that the wudang warrior has not fully master the art of the clan skills. With little to show, alex is seen as a dark horse in the war against the other kings, such as Shange. However the Wudang warrior may have some hidden ability stored, because of his younger days in Peru (South America Country), where he meditated for his peru-style-eccentric nature. Who knows wad skill he still possess.

'The Chronicles of the Kings' - 'the magical no.22 candy'

2008-07-29T14:44:00.005+08:00

In the series of 'The Chronicles of the Kings' we shall introduce you to our conveted class of AMG prom kings nominees and the members of AMG who entered the top-5.

The 1st edition will be the king with magical no.22 candy.

Name: Tan Yan Shan Nicky aka ShanGe
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Qualities: Ti-Ko-Peh, superb-blogger, 22 candy-like look

Appearence: * * * *
Popularity: * * * * * (due to his 22-fan-club)
Strength: * * *
Speed: * *
Skill: * * * * *
Intellect: * * * *
Description:
ShanGe has candy like look, which causes young girls to drool for him, this qualities also enhances his skill rating. With moderate amount of strength and speed, ShanGe have to rely more on his skill and intellect to enhance his overall appeal. His most powerful skill lies in his 22-puppy-stick-beats. It will come down to ShanGe precision in executing his skill in the prom pageant final to win the crown, but we doubt he could concentrate, due to his ti-ko-peh nature. ShanGe has also made it clear who he wans as his pretty queen for the night, 'pork-rib', however considering the ti-ko-peh nature of this king, we suggest this lady think throught DEEPLY before accepting.

Fantasy Football League

2008-07-23T23:11:00.003+08:00

yo all. as u all know the barclays premiership 08 - 09 is about to kick off within a month's time.instead of just supporting our favourite teams and seeing manchester united go on a hat trick of premiership titles, y not we have a little league of our own.it's yahoo fantasy football.i guess u all noe the rules, pick 11 players, choose ur formations, and points will be awarded to things like - goals, assists, corners won, successful corners or crosses, clean sheets etc. pls go to http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com and create a yahoo account if u haven had one.so pls go join if interested and the league will only be played if there is a minimum of 10 players.

after setting up the account, join the league titled : AMG League.

league id is : 6493

password is : amg

Nike+ Human Rac

2008-07-06T18:17:00.004+08:00

I know studying stupid stressful !
And that all our seasons have ended around 2 months ago, and so, without exercise plus studying plus eating equates to a very unhealthy and unfit body !

Hence, i propose we go for a 10km race.

Nike+ Human Race

Race Details
Date: 31st August 2008
Race Time: 4.30pm
Start Point: The Esplanade Bridge
End Point: The Padang

And definitely, each race has a goodie bag.
So this race's goodie bag consists of...

1)Loaned ChampionChip device
2)Nike+ Human Race 10K Tote Bag
3)Nike waterbottle (I'm not sure which)
4)Nike+ Human Race Tee (material: sphere react)
5)Other goodies that they didn't mention

Each Nike+ Human Race 10K Finisher will receive a Finisher's Bracelet.

The first 200 finishers will each receive a Nike+ Human Race 10K gym sack

For the given race tee... design is as follows,

Front:

Back:

Yes! Every shirt is unique with their own number tag imprinted in front !

For the prizes ... although it's not really intended for us.

Men's & Women's Under 25:
1st - $500 Nike voucher
2nd - $300 Nike voucher
3rd - $200 Nike voucher

School Team Challenge Cat A & Cat B:
Each school wins $10,000 cash + $3000 Nike voucher + Team trophy + featured in post-event Nike in-store campaign

School Team Challenge requires the largest amount of team mates able to finish race in under 90minutes to win the challenge.
I'm still trying to find out whether JJC will be sending any team, maybe we can combine and try to er... win.

Race Category Fee **
Men's & Women's Under 25 S$25
Men's & Women's Open Category S$45

*As of 1st September 2008
(Of course , we're heading for the under 25 Men's category.)

This one you want leave comment then leave, if not discuss in school.

You can register here. Registration ends on 9th August.

Potential Buffet Event

2008-07-06T00:24:00.006+08:00

Okay.

Let me do a brief introduction about this buffet.
It's Dallas, fast food chain from UK.
It's 10dollars.
It's at Chinatown. (30minutes + 200m train ride and walking distance)
Buffet stars at 3pm and end at 6pm. (So we probably need to go after school
It's free flow fried chicken (taste like kfc's original recipe chicken but better), spicy fried drumlets, fried onion rings , french fries and fried chicken nuggets.
Buffet only consists of 1 can of drink , subsequent drinks are at $1.20.
It's Halal, owner is muslim and comes from UK.

Tried it today, and it was superb.
The huge amount of solid fats under the fried chicken skin like KFC's was not present in Dallas'.
Chicken Rolo (Fried chicken fillet rolled with prata, lettuce and mayo) which can only be ordered once was superb.
Chicken nuggets really tasted like chicken, unlike other fast food chain which they mix the chicken with flour.
Spicy fried drumlets is superb, and you can spam them like hell.
Overall conclusion : SUPER VALUE FOR MONEY

Currently, Jevon, Derrick, Pengxiang has decided to go this coming week while Ken, Yeemin and Nevin expressed strong likes of this event happening.

Any people wanna join us ?

Put your name in comments with preferred day if you wanna come !

Pictures added.

You can see from here it used to be a $8 buffet...

Original serving style for buffet ...

However, budget cut to maximize profit margin has made their food for buffet served on a tray with just a underliner on it to absorb excess oil.

And so... boss has changed it to $10.

Pictures and recommendations courtesy of EDMWers @

http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Some Updates to Lift the Atmosphere.

2008-07-04T22:37:00.004+08:00

Alright. Euro's are finally over for some days. And this week I had rejected about four matches (3outside, 1 internal team/s) for today due to the heavy load to our beloved ruggers who are training once again together for their upcoming testimonial and some of those who are still recovering from 'post match emo-ing' and no mood to play today. So I have decided that to continue the match fitness of AMG, I need some votes whether to play the upcoming friday or weekend, 11,12,13 July 2008. As usual, please cast your votes into the COMMENT page and not the tagboard and no imposter of other people who ain't AMGs posing as them. Also, for the soccer guys and ruggers, I know that your testimonial are just next week, wednesday and I'm not too sure about the soccer guys date and timing, but if you all feel that all of you will be extremely tired and don't want to play, it's alright.

For the upcoming match, it will be alright if we don't have some of the players who can't play but I hope that most would be able to make it. It's always good to do some sports while studying to keep yourself fresh though you will feel tired.. Contridicting huh? Well, mentally fresh. (:

And most likely, we will be up against Ivan's Math Teacher who wants a match against us. We play for the fun of playing together. Winning is not always important. BUT still, I HOPE EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT! SORRY FOR ANY INCOVENINENCE CAUSED TO ANYONE!

and... who won't like winning?!

New Poll

2008-07-01T00:06:00.002+08:00

In conjunction with the participation of our associates in the activities of the gay foundation, we the AMG have decided to give some love to the associates for spending gay time with us =p
GIVE SOME LOVE TO OUR ASSOCIATES...(For oil rigga, i dun mean the literal meaning haha)

AMG Kao Pei King

2008-06-30T23:44:00.003+08:00

1st : [25 votes] Ernest ( aka "set-my-attacking-instinct-free")

2nd : [18 votes] Nevin ( aka "super-singh")

3rd : [12 votes] Yeemin ( aka "LEI-GONG")

Conclusion:
With the finale of the AMG most kao pei vote just ended, we are very proud to present Ernest Aw as our champion of this category. It is a runaway win for Ernest due to his fiery campaign during the "election", staging "walkouts" and "instincted-attacks". He had so much popularity that the poll was very much over the moment it started. In 2nd place we have Nevin (ernest's fun-buddy) . With his Singh-flavored ethics and crazy moanings, his campaign was fairly meek, by his standards (mayb another time). LEI-GONG.... Ur MOTHER ethics was the most powerful campaign skill that yeemin used in this "election" , it garnered him overwhelming votes near the end, however it came too late, to bring his votings up.
A well-run campaign by the top-3 candidates of this terms election. For the rest of the running candidates, it is a sad ending to their kao-pei cmapaign, as their kao-pei-ness were of no match to the top3 candidates.

Euro 2008 Final : Germany Vs Spain

2008-06-29T14:24:00.005+08:00

Prior to today's final at 245am, enrique iglesias is due to perform his hit euro 2008 song 'can you hear me' before the players arrival on the field. this has been met with controversy that due to his spainish roots, he was choosen to sing with the fact that UEFA had already known that spain would be playing in todays final to give spain an advantage (idontknowhow). Investigations of match-fixing are currently being taken placed.

As a result, Uefa has no choice but to approve germany manager Joachim Löw's proposal to invited Flo Rida to perform his hit song 'low' before enrique's performance. This recent european championship have really seen mind games being taken to a higher level.

On match tactics, it seems that both sides are to field a 4-5-1 formation which is such a pity that no manu players are taking part in the game. However, the lineups would consist of several EPL losers, mainly liverpool's torres, alonso, reina, arbeloa and arsenal's fabregas (all spain) as well as the ultimate germany loser - michael ballack, for having a trophy cabinet in his house consisting of more runner up medals than championship medals. most recently missing out on the EPL title and Champions League trophy, on both occasions to MANCHESTER UNITED!!!

Germany's man to watch would be Bastian Schweinsteiger for his goal celebrations. only klose celebrates with him on the 2 occasions he scored in euro 2008. well it remains a mystery to why it has happened and many would be watching him closely for his celebrations if he scores. Reports have asked Joachim Löw on why it has happened and he answered, 'actually i also dunno.but as for me,i dont celebrate much as i scared later my shirt rip apart.abit tight u see'

Spain's man to watch would be Luis Aragones for his 'im gonna get a heart attack any time now' face and his 'turtle like movements and posture' An ambulance is on stand by if spain wins and he gets a heart attack.

Well it seems that both teams are evenly matched in terms of losers and ability of their managers. it might go down rigght to the wire.which means a draw in normal time (odds 2.90). Last but not least, please contact singapore pools or any bookie before 2.40am to place ur bets.

Super Heroes

2008-06-27T20:45:00.003+08:00

Yo brothers

Today we report a sighting of a mutant attack
yes frm the martain hotgal hunter......it took place at the field of the academy
yes while plying a frenly game of intragalatic, somersaulting, supersingh assisting oppoent's goal football game, our resident martian decided to attack the referee with his words of wisdom
yes those wise words spilled out b4 he started f***ing the ref's face in the middle of the field.
Scary indeed. Be on your toes hot gals, the martian is back.

And wudang warrior scored!!!! power la dey

Supersingh assisted a goal!!!

Oil Rigga Scored!!! by bunling himself over the line

yes ppl and todae we saw the emergence of a new superhero

Thudergroin!!! a direct cousin of the thunder thighs family. He of the great big groin
is a peaceful one. Often spreading words of peace, his famous motto "Don't f____ leh"
well as long as its a f word it works. When mating season comes he wears short rugby shorts and slaps his groin to attract the female. Name tag reads KBGWBTMPCDTDFLN

KENNY BIG GROIN WATER BREAK TEN MINUTES PC DAMN TOUGH DUN FIGHT LEH NG

he needs alot of water to replenish his groin. thus needs countless water breaks during epic battles. By walking, the slapping of his groin echos and bring about soundwaves tht sets off lightning alerts and thus the name thunder groin. Its just kenny Thunder groin Ng!

LAstly, is someone the kat woman?? hmmmmm kitty kat meow meow

yes tht is the superheroes edition for todae

"Dun fight leh" " dun Fart leh" "dun fuck leh"

Darenvenko given ultimatium : Get your tactics right or get sacked.

2008-06-27T19:54:00.002+08:00

At the post match conference on friday night, where AMG lost 3 - 2 to J1 soccer team. AMG players were all over the place during the match and many of them were unfit to finish the game.

Darenvenko was signed by 'idontknowwhatbasketballcompetition' fc on thurs night, for and undisclosed fee, only to be released 4 hours later after his transfer was completed. SIR Jose Derricko acted quickly to snap him up on a free transfer right before today's match. He tried to make up with Darenvenko by also choosing him as his right hand man, and giving him the opportunity to choose today's formation.

Darenvenko started with a similar back 4, and 3 midfield generals, keith, himself and coach Derricko, with 2 pacy wingers and alex as striker. Darenvenko and Derricko were found clashing on the pitch again with their decision to go for the same ball and mark the same man, leaving the midfield open for the opposition to roam around.

The first goal came from the opposition with a freekick taken and knocked down by their no.11, only to fall into the path of their big striker to pounce home. 1-0. AMG regained their composure and equalise soon after with the last kick of the first half with zachary burning their wingback again and cross him, with a simple tap in presented for alex. 1-1 at half time.

At halftime, Derricko and Darenvenko were seen quarrelling down the tunnel and started the second half with a different tactic. Derricko was shifted to centre half with darenvenko n kitty cat in midfield positions. The climax came at the 55th min when pacy hum ji winger fcuk van xiana put his wide range of vocabulary and incredible high iq to joke with peng yang, his twin brother of the oppsition with him scolding 'FUCK YOU' at the end of the conversation. the ref heard it and gave fcuk van xiana a yellow card. he was immediately subbed out to prevent him getting a red card at any moment given his 'fuck you' or 'i fuck your face' ratio.

Soon after, another long ball came and centre halfs singinho n derricko clashed for the same ball with singinho rising higher to head the ball, only to fall straight to their no 11 with an easy header. 2-1. superb assist from singinho by using his incredible ability to head the ball to perfection.

3-1 soon came from a freekick which was struck with venom and blasted straight through the wall and into the net despite the best efforts of goalkeeper bryan. perhaps the wall would have done a better job by putting a certain player in it.

AMG netted another goal from an indirect free kick, with smelly ivan crossing in, only for the keeper to catch while winston tried to head the air and instead went into the goal. the ref mistaken the situation and gave a goal to AMG despite retaliations from the opposition shouts of 'the ball didnt went it!'. but ref said 'i clearly saw the ball went into the net.goal.'

3-2 down and only a few minutes left to play, almost the entire 11 AMG players were substituted to let the others get a taste of experience. As the final whistle blew, AMG players on the bench were seen quarelling and hurling insults at each other with the frequency of 'fuck you la' extremely high. as a result, 6 more red cards were given to AMG players including Darenvenko, Singinho, Derricko, Van Fcuk Xiana, Van De Whina and kitty cat. no further action has been taken but they will have a meeting with jjc's football association as well as the club's board of directors.

Sir Jose Derricko said, 'Fuck you all la.i kena red card oso.fuck the ref la.fuck fcuk van xiana la. i gonna whack Darenvenko dick later already.' There seems to be a serious crisis in AMG and clearly someone needs to step in to clear the situation.

Scorers : Alex, Winston (for putting himself into the net)

Man Of Match : Fcuk van xiana (for taking centre stage during the match with his high iq and 'fuck you' ratio. and most importantly, making 2 headers in the game)

I feel so sad... =(

2008-06-27T04:49:00.002+08:00

Let me be the 1st one to emo on this blog (yeemin u can rate my level of emoness ba)
Hai wad to say... Such an embarrasing loss for russia.
Ohhh so Break my heart...
Will someone please comfort me... hmmmm... =(((((
lol. wad the f-u-c-k man...
play like classy Tsar one moment, den play like communist losser another.
Hai. no fighting spirit de. wad a waste of guus hindink teaching. sad case.
But credit to spainiards, wonderful passing, WOW.... Fabregas is WOW... omg.
AHHHHHHH knn.
hai.

Pre Matchday Conference

2008-06-26T20:05:00.002+08:00

At the latest prematchday conference with AMG's manager SIR Jose Derricko, he has decided to keep things short and has denied any reports of Darenvenko leaving the club to 'idontknowwhatbasketballcompetition' fc for a reported 20cents.

On his team's starting lineup, he has decided to stick with his formation and 11 players that defeated pussies 7-0 7 days ago with the only change coming from the DM role with MYSELF in replacement for darren. He added, 'worse come to worst, i play CB la! den keith go play dm la!'

Yes, SIR Jose Derricko has decided to put himself in the starting 11 due to his recent approval of his player license, despite his injury. When asked about darenvenko leaving the club, he replied, 'i have nothing to say. I'm fully concentrated on my team's training and performance.' He went on the say that phrase 14 times more in the pre match conference.

An insider of AMG had said that darenvenko had reportedly clashed in training earlier this week by irritating Derricko with darenvenko repeatedly saying 'arshavin with the ball' whenever he touches the ball. Derricko had enough of his stupidity and left a scar on his face when he flung a boot to his eye, adding on to the many scars he already has on his face. Darenvenko then took revenge this morning in AVR by sneaking up to Derricko and smacked his dick painfully. Further action has yet to be taken on Darenvenko with him announcing to the team that he will not be playing tml to take part in his basketball competition which he will never win.

Derricko ended off the prematch conference by saying, 'enough questions.i need to go and do my chemistry Group 2 tutorial already.'

Match ON with J1 Soccer Team!

2008-06-26T17:34:00.006+08:00

Ok. The match against our J1 soccer team has been confirmed and it will be on Friday, which is tomorrow 27th June at 4pm in Jurong Junior College Soccer Field. All AMGs please take note that :

1.) Wear AMG Jersery.
2.) Extra Bikila Shirt. (which is unlikely needed as we have finalised that we'll be wearing RED AND WHITE STRIP.)
3.) Your Soccer Stuff. (boots etc.)

and lastly, the most important one : 4.) YOURSELF!

Again, tomorrow match will be taken charge by our BELOVED Manager Sir Jose Derricko and he himself MIGHT be participating in the match due to the loss of our another BELOVED PLAYER Quekinho Darevenko as he has been poached by WAIJIFredo... whatever his name is to participate in an external BASKETball Competition outside for an undisclosed fee.

And also, look forward to our pre-match Conference by our BELOVED manager, SIR JOSE DERRICKO. It will be broadcast live on CHANNEL 24 8pm tonight.

P.S. Though everything is confirmed, we are unsure if the field is available as of now. But we will pray and hope and await good news from the OM of Jurong Junior College.

Next Match ?

2008-06-25T22:16:00.001+08:00

Ivan says the jj soccer team year ones want to play against us. Details are still being sorted out. The match will either be played on friday afternoon, saturday afternoon or sunday morning. Those who want to play please leave a comment and state which day you can play on. Confirm asap please.

Ernest

Super heroes part ll

2008-06-25T19:28:00.002+08:00

Supp ppl

yup its me oil rigga back again

Its super heroes part ll!!!

And todae we bring about warriors coming frm places far awae of the academy.....

Yes!! the wudang warrior!! Born in the air of peru, we all knew he was born for smth special

yes he learns his wudang kungfu moves frm the wide resources of youtube and doesnt like dogs barking at him. Howeva he thinks everyone born outside peru are pangseh kias.Graceful as a swan on the football field, he can kick real ass off it as well. mr alex wudang, dangerous!!

And coming in all the way frm mars is martain (hotgal) hunter cpx

yes cpx, such a cool name. Being able to partly conceal his aliean identiy due to funny hairstyles b4, he couldnt escape being discovered whn his hair was shaved to reaveal the alien like brain of his which is tuned to go after hot gals like ***** and ****** , some whom are even taller.
Never one to shy awae frm a fight, he comstantly reminds his nemesis(es) tht he cld f*** their faces in the middle of burger king. His brains functions amazingly and has constantly spewed out wise words frm tht mouth of his. Yes, he F***s boys faces.

And one tht is of the supernatural realm, one tht makes ppl have nightmares when awake
the one of the high pitch scream, bloated hair and amzing face. He make kids cry and can't count beyond 5. has been an everpresent fixture in the academy and is scarier thn any other ghosts in the academy. He is so scary we dare nt give him a name, hyper irritating and scary, its the ken kang kang ken yup

And one frm not so far awae....
Our poster boy for gals hu like the number 22 is mr oh shan ge aka underdog
a big fan of edison chen, he is alwaes there to save his brothers whn they need him most.
yeah archnemesis include gals with thick eyebrows. yeah nt much of super powers but has a loud bark....oh erm i mean voice. Like gals with big eyes, dun mess with him cos he used to colour humans blue
yup part 3 soon??
haha

pink rox baby!!

Poll Result : Couple of the Month

2008-06-22T21:52:00.002+08:00

1st : YANSHAN v No.22 (23votes)

2nd : WINSTON v Bugis-gal (19votes)

3rd : BIG-HEAD v Angel (16votes)

Conclusion:
A Huge victory there to yanshan & no.22. They walked away with the 1st position, right from the start, with explosive voting charms. With the overwhelming support its is inevitable that they will be A loving couple in times to come. The votings also roared up for Winston(aka Oil-rigga) & bugis-gal, when the voting for the runaway 1st stop at 22... hmmm.... =p. However the Big-Head & angel combination was not to be underestimated such as the Russia in Euro08, Big-Head & angel climb to a deserving 3rd pushing the Oil-rigga & bugis-gal all the way to the final moment.
Overall an exciting finish to the voting campaign for the Couple of the Month.
thank you all for cracking ur brain to vote for the choices of ur preference.
Remember to come back for more polls in the future....
Once More may we wished the lucky couples fufiling years ahead... =)

Yeah baby Pink!!

2008-06-22T15:44:00.002+08:00

Sup ppl Today i bring u all the superheroes of the amg academy for the very talented and expensive youths
Yes we are all prone to mutation and crappers are even more prone
throughout this tough shit life, superheroes have somehow emerged

yeah and hu else to start with but Kyson
the boy with the small body and big head still thinks his spiderman
but we shall give the title to him and despite being a speedie spidie, he was recently spotted sprinting down a field at a not so speedy speed.
Yes! it must be the weight of the head.

His sometime partner sometimes nemesis oil Rigga
yes after seeing his value skyrocket inrecent times due to rising oil prices
he assumed the role as oil rigga. Due to his ability to spurt oil from his amazing oil reserves from parts u dun wana know, he is identified as a very rare one. Killer move called the half time show, A treat for the eyes yes!!

And amidst all this craze, there emerged a superhuman.
Yes the one that is built like a singh, runs like a singh and has afro like a singh. Its nevin, its nevinjit Singh , NO!! its SUPERSINGH!!!!
Donning the wonderful colours of a purple cape, he likes going around biting people and sometimes raping them. Best during the night, he strikes with no apparent warning and often leaves his victims raped and in shock.

And of course everybody's favourite freak, the incredible freak!!
dun make him horny, u wun like him when he is horny.
His muscles harden at the most steamy of times and its not a nice sight.
often seen in only his boxers when trasformed. Yes its the incredible Frick!! He finds his arch nemesis in supersingh hu makes fun of his incredible E--ction.

Yeah ppl this is just part 1

and man i finally contributed!!!

WAhahahahaha!!!

EURO cheeers 'n' emooos

2008-06-22T13:18:00.002+08:00

German v Portugal
A fantastic display of football spirit in the 1st quarterfinal managed to see the powerful germans thru to the semifinal of the euro. They produce a POWERFUL performance to bring the cocky portugese down and earn a 3-2 victory.... wahahahahhaa....
For germans fans, three cheer and three cheer and three cheeer for GERMANS
(hip-hip-hurrayx3) [muahahahaha]
For Portugese fans, oooh welll, dun rub too much salt.... hahahhaa

Croatia v Turkey
Another 'fighter'display by the turks.... 119min goal from croatia, met by a 120min goal by turks to equalise.... wad can we say about that? Real fighter... (germans have to watch out lol)
For Croatia fans, (think quite lil) they are a team for the future, dun be too sad. give urself a few days to emo... can consult yeemo if nid.. hahahahaha
For turks fans (i dun tink we have any here so forget it)

RUSSIA V HOLLAND
CUT THE CRAP....
FOR holland fans, told ya they peak too early, plus their defence were never tested, Holland have lesser heart. AND NO D. so sorry. come back in WORLD CUP 2010 as Nevinho have said.
For Russia fans(there is onli me i suppose), power la, guus hidink is a soccer legend la. wonder how he train and coach the teams de. Arshavin genius man GENIUS.

SIGNING OUT Arshavin новый гений

Prediction

2008-06-22T01:22:00.002+08:00

It's currently 1.22am now.

I predict that russia will draw with netherlands in full time and russia to win 3-1 in extra time.
see my prediction come true =DD

2008-06-22T01:13:00.001+08:00

AMG boys are a batch
of people who are kaopeh
kings that PANG-SEH. you idiots

continue the game thanks.

you idiotic pang seh kias.
go and die !

Lussia vs Horrand

2008-06-20T23:59:00.001+08:00

Herro people, we will be watching the super sexciting match between the Netherrands and the new version of USSR.
Venue will be at the MacD's at the Coast at the West.
Chiu can come in the rate afterloon to study the stupid Kem test ,then we stay there until rate rate , then can watch the match !

Peoples that are comings are ...
Nevjitko Singhinho
Quekinho Darevenko
Van K Heada a.k.a Ken
Van K Voicesa a.k.a Kyson
Jevoninho
Alexandro Neozoro
Van K Groinso a.k.a Kenny
Yeste Minorres
Menano Horres
Gwenston

Post in comment if youre coming !
Lai lai lai!

adding to the game.

2008-06-20T22:53:00.003+08:00

of people who are KAOPEH(my kaopeh is one word:)

the MASTERPIECE!

2008-06-20T22:42:00.003+08:00

hello.. since this blog is meant for crapping and and i can only see from the colour legend.. there are only like.. 5 bloggers active.. so in order to encourage active partipation.. let's start the word game!!!!!!

don't say it's lame and stop laughing until you're going to fall off your chair because you should just log in and start the game too?! =)

the rules of the game: (1) one user is only limit to 5 words
(2) please indicate the colour to identify yourself
(3) NO VULGARITIES!!!! =)

let's go shall we?

title: AMG

AMG boys are a batch

well DONE lags. and the NOTs

2008-06-20T20:48:00.004+08:00

hello hello
well done....

(jus when u thought he is about to praise himself? read on first ) 's brothers of AMG. i m so proud of u all. tears.... wat a great victory. and oh yes congrats to those who scored. and those who didnt, its okay! we scored and delicated them to u all. (:
and today game was retarted.( wat an insult to the word RETARTED by using it to describe today game. hai i must say sorry to Retarted. " sorry!" i insist ) Who in the world play ole when u are 7 nil down? its not funny? isit? maybe i have no sense of humour? NOT! ):
but i dun think soo? NOT! cause maybe 7-o down allow them to activate their funny bones? hahas/ NOT! hmm unless u get 5 points by doing so? if thats the case they won? NOT. and the jeering later on by them was better. so cool (NOT) the making of a L_ _ _ _ . ( guess the word its not hard. ) guess it rite and u are wit me and think the same as i do. PROud of U!
yawn.. booooooooooooo. they= cute? NOT!
lastly. i guess if they see this post i hope they will not boil. cause boiling point is so dam high, 100 leh.. i fear they get a fever. ahhh they are hot. NOT!
byebye.
i love the NOTs

AMG 7-0 Pussys

2008-06-20T17:55:00.003+08:00

20th June 2008, friday, 6pm. At the post match conference with AMG new manager SIR Jose Derricko. He was proud to see his team stroll to an easy victory over the opposition pussys. SIR Jose Derricko proved to be THE SPECIAL ONE after he got his tactics spot on in the match.

His first substitution came within 15 minutes into the game seeing his team being pressured by an overwhelming number of pussys. he decided to put WINSTON into the frey, despite BOOS from the bench and Chants of 'YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU ARE DOING'. He later explained at the post match conference, 'i decided to put winston in, so as to confuse the opposition of the 2 balls on the field and letting my team recover their concentration (although some were confused themselves).

Zachary our pacy winger was also sent on as a striker. It proved to be an effective switch as a thru ball from ernest sent zach free and he rounded and rounded and rounded the keeper before tapping into the net. 1-0 AMG

the second goal came shortly after as zach was AGAIN sent free by another thru ball and this time his attempt to round the keeper failed and was brought down by the keeper.darren, who has not scored a goal in his entire life stepped up and slotted home. no one went to congraulate him and he ran to SIR JOSE DERRICKO and gave him a warm hug.

px slotted home from close range but was wrongly ruled for offside.perhaps its fate not to allow px to score. half time 2-0 AMG

the second half saw more substitutions from SIR Jose Derricko as he reshuffled the backline and midfield. more goals were scored thru the same way 'rounding the keeper again and again'.

a certain opposition player was noticed for calling one of AMG players to 'go wear a skirt laaaa! which was so ironic as a single poke on any of them caused a fury reaction from almost all the players like 'WTF WTF WTF?'. 'WE GO OUT SETTLE LA'

the peak came when nevin slide a guy wearing a manu jersey and he stood up and slapped nevin, only to quickly make a runaway. what a disgrace to the shirt.HAIYAS.

Nearing the end of the match, the similar player who asked AMG players to go wear skirts was extremely delighted at every OLE made by his team mates. and was trying to show off his 'ball-skills' to ernest.trying to act cool, he said 'AIYA GIVE YOU THE BALL LA' and pass the ball to ernest. With just a simple swing of the foot from almost 50 yards out, the ball strike off the post and into the goal. the opposition was left stunned with his pussy paiseh face. perhaps he needed us to wear skirts to hide under it.

SIR Jose Derricko said 'the opposition attitude disgusts me, hurling insults at my players.but full credit to my players who didnt downgrade downgrade downgrade to such a lowly level and retaliate.'

However, he was unimpressive by several players attitude. 'I'm not happy that certain WAGS,noticablely Jevon's, Webster's and WINSTON WINSTON WINSTON'S were present on the bench and a certain player was found missing after halftime only to be found later with his WAG. he will face further action from me and perhaps a month's ban'

After a review from FIFA, FIFA has decided to chop off all the legs of the opposition and ban them from touch a soccer ball in their entire life and their names will be submitted to FIFA's beauty contest for their fear of being tackled'

Goal scorers : Zach (2), Keith, Nevin, Webster (P), Darren (P)(FINALLY), Ernest.

Man of Match : KEN TAN (for putting his big head into good use)

2008-06-20T01:40:00.008+08:00

a few pictures to laugh about before heading for the match tmr. i mean, today, lol

the ugliest piece of crap u have ever SEEN on earth

KEN TAN KANG JIANNNNNNNNNNNNN

he thought the headphones could cover his ugly-ness while taking this picture at SYFC. apparently it made him look uglier.

and up next, its our beloved korean bastard

PARK!

isnt he cute??

how adorable

owwwwwwww

screw himself mann...

well. thats about it ((:

SIR Jose Derricko

2008-06-19T23:21:00.003+08:00

19th June 2008, at the pre-match press conference of his first game in charge of AMG on thursday night, the manager has shared some interesting views of his tactics as well as some good news with the media.

When asked about his feelings on tml's match, he said 'firstly 'i'm proud to announce that i've been recently knighted by the queen on wednesday afternoon and shall now be referred to as 'SIR JOSE DERRICKO'

Then, he went on to talk about his tactics. 'I'll be playing a 4-5-1 formation where the 2 wide midfield players will play a more attacking role. Mainly Fcuk Van Xiana (a.k.a Peng Xiang) will use his pace to burn the defenders (if he dares to take them on), and due to his phobia of high balls, i've told my players repeatly not to play high balls to him. Pussy Van Kiuyt (a.k.a Keith) will be used to pressure the opposition with his 'kuyt-like stamina and ball skills'. Also i have warned the oppositon to beware of corners as his presence will be greatly felt for his ability to head the ball with his height.'

'For my center midfield selection, i have played Quekinho Darevenko a.k.a Darren, Ernaodo de Fury a.k.a Ernest, Van K Groinso a.k.a Kenny. Ernaodo de Fury a.k.a Ernest, Van K Groinso a.k.a Kenny will be positioned there to protect Quekinho Darevenko a.k.a Darren so as to prevent e opposition from breaking his legs or spraining his ankles (whichever he gets more often). i placed Ernaodo de Fury a.k.a Ernest in center midfield so that he wouldnt have the temption of walking out of the pitch halfway thru the match. Van K Groinso a.k.a Kenny is there so as to scare the oppsition with his groins. Also if we are losing, i would instruct him to use his 'groin clap' so as to trigger the lightning risk alert so that the match would be called off.'

'As for my goalkeeper, i have chose Van K Steamo a.k.a Kinonn over...himself due to his improved ball-catching skills. i mean ball catching, not BALL catching. oh well whatever. and also his ability to steammm when he sees e opposition and use that as another 'hand' to save shots.'

'As for my rightback, i chose Whinena Van de Web a.k.a Webster as he can whine at the linesman and try to influence a change of decisions when it goes against his way.'

'To end off, i would like to say please dont be so impressed with my tactics as well i'm THE SPECIAL ONE afterall. Thank you very much'

Well, it seems that SIR Jose Derricko has certainly left many of us clueless about his impressive tactics, to determine whether Sir Jose Derricko is truely THE SPECIAL ONE, please tune in on channel 24 at 3pm for the action.

New Manager, New Game, New Start !

2008-06-19T22:01:00.005+08:00

Today, we will announce the appointment and promotion of our new manager COACH JOSE DERRICKO who is once a centre back of AMG and had thus far achieved the BEST MANAGER AWARD and PERFORMANCE AWARD in the society of AMG.

During the interview, he shared with us some of his strategies, one of which is ' wait first half we serious la , second half if winning by alot of (or) losing by alot den anyhow come ' and this strategy is yet to be used by any manager in the society and whether this strategy will work will depend on the result tomorrow after the match.

Here are some insight into the formation he's gonna play tomorrow:

The list of players he have to choose from,

Nevjitko Singhinho a.k.a Nevinjit (CAPTAIN)?
Jevoninho a.k.a Jevon
Quekinho Darevenko a.k.a Darren (CAPTAIN)?
Ernaodo de Fury a.k.a Ernest
Whinena Van de Web a.k.a Webster
Alexandro Neozoro a.k.a Alexander
Shaninho 22 a.k.a Yan Shan
Fcuk Van Xiana a.k.a Peng Xiang
Pussy Van Kiuyt a.k.a Keith
Winst Van Fatto a.k.a Winston
Yeste Minorres a.k.a Yee Min
Bryaninho a.k.a Bryan
Yinihnan a.k.a Ying Quan
Van K Heada a.k.a Ken
Van K Groinso a.k.a Kenny
Van K Voicesa a.k.a Kyson
Van K Steamo a.k.a Kinonn

and the latest two new additions,

Menano Horres a.k.a Meng Han
Ivaninho a.k.a Ivan

FINALLY, HERE IS THE FORMATION!

Goalkeeper - Van K Steamo

R. Back - Whinena Van de Web
C. Backs - Alexandro Neozoro , Nevjitko Singhinho
L. Back - Jevoninho

R. Mid - Pussy Van Kiuyt
C. Mid - Van K Groinso , Ernaodo de Fury , Quekinho Darevenko
L. Mid - Fcuk Van Xiana

Striker - Ivaninho

Well, will this formation leads AMG to their first win of the new season? We will find out tomorrow!

P.S. This formation is not final but one of the suggestion by the manager.

WISH US LUCK!

AMG LATEST SOCCER MATCH FRIDAY!

2008-06-18T17:40:00.002+08:00

OKAY! THIS IS THE LASTEST NEWS ON THE MATCH.

IT'S ON FRIDAY 3PM. ( though the booking of the field is unsure yet )

THE OPPOSING TEAM BOOKED A REFEREE FOR 60 DOLLARS.
WHICH means that one team have to come up with 30dollars.
SO that means each person pay about 2dollar den the rest I'll forked it up.

THEIR BACKGROUND IS THAT THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY FROM JURONG SEC SCHOOL.( sec 5s)
NOW THEY ARE IN REPUBLIC POLY.

AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR RED AND WHITE STRIPS AMG SHIRT.
BUT bring maybe bikila house shirt if our colours clash with theirs
CUZ ' their colour is red or white. not sure.

SO THOSE WHO CAN PLAY, JOIN IN THE FUN =D

Match ?

2008-06-17T21:42:00.005+08:00

okay, now the GRAD JSS NOW IN RP wants to pon school to play with us on friday.. so are we on? around 3 or 3 plus. The timing can be changed but definitely it will be in the afternoon cuz we have commontest in the morning.. how? Please state your view and opinion in the COMMENT page. NOT tagboard. ASAP! thanks!

Euro France V Italy

2008-06-16T23:04:00.002+08:00

We'll b watching this match on wednesday mornin 3am plus. either at my(darren) house or west coast park mac. We'll be studying 1st at west coast park mac, probably from afternoon(come at own time). any one interested please let darren noe. kk.

Ur beloved Dar. muackz

Match against JSS ?

2008-06-16T12:29:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, my ex - primary school mate , now just graduated from jurong sec 5 wants to play with us (soccer) this sunday at jjc. Do you all want to play against them or should I just turn them down? Please vote at the comment page asap. =D

Photo Shoot Series One : Nevin G.S

2008-06-14T22:04:00.024+08:00

Before this post;series will be up, I MUST SINCERELY APOLOGIZE to all the AMG-CIANS whose faces will be up here! This will be some of the individual PHOTO SHOOTS profile as well as group's from 2007. The year where havoc started and AMG, cited as athletico madris galaxy , amigo , all men's gay was created! And after some considerations, I have decided to upload all the photos that AMG have and compiled from everyone and post everything in series, so if anyone want to view it again in the future, fret not, cuz you can find it in the archives. hahaha ENJOY!

TODAY"S SPECIAL! NEVIN!

OH! THIS cute little boy is so ADORABLE and he's none other then... well, NEVIN! NI WEN!
hahaha how adorable he is!

BUT as he grow older...

HANDSOME!! WOOAPS!

SMART LOOKING KID!

And he got bored in lecture, starts doing non·sen·si·cal stuff. PEN ON HIS LIPS?!

PINK TONGUE?!

WORSE OF ALL, HE START RAPING PEOPLE!

I PITY BRA FOK!

AND HERE, HE STARTS HIS RAPING AGAIN. ON another guy though, SHAN GE!

and influenced winston to join in for the fun..

managed to escape but...

omg, caught again..

AND LOOK HOW SMART HE LOOKS !!!

Hahahaha okay many of you will tell me this is lame. But like what darren said, THAT"S WHAT THIS BLOG IS FOR! hahaha SORRY NEVIN! OPS! BUT next up next week will be one of the HOTTEST AMG-CIAN. HOHOHOHOHOHO! Got it? hahaha

BLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUBELBUEBLUEBLUEBULEBLUE jevonevnoenoevnoenvoenveonovenoneovnoenvoenvoenvon

ORANJE ARMY DEMOLITION DEVICE

2008-06-14T17:15:00.002+08:00

And so we have seen the might of the Oranje Army.
Bashing up the "classy" Italian dogs 3-0,
and then go on to trounce the French 4-1.
OH B-E-A-UTIFUL.
with the world cup finalists looking like primary school boys,
we have to agree that Marco Van Bastard,, ooo Van Basten is bringing back Total Football.
taking of Engelaar, a DM in place of Robben when Holland was leading 2-1, it shows courage and the will to entertain AND ACTUALLY PLAY FOOTBALL! (for that, screw Greece. their matches are more boring than golf.)
with them to face either spain or sweden(most likely), i sense a semi final place for them. from there, bet on them to win the Euro2008. as for Germany, HAHAHA!!
COME ON HOLLAND!

ps. winston should go be a singer la wtf omg

Failed Attack 'n' some apologies

2008-06-14T15:06:00.004+08:00

The attack has failed on our HUMJI boy ernest once more on the AMG BBQ. WAhahahaha. (so hum, he throw away all the weapons brought by yeemin aka yeemo and ken aka big-head no.1 .

A unfortunate incident which happened to the event. To ERNEST OUR GENERAL, i sincerely apologise, for we have not been able to carry out our attack as assigned. Once more SORRI.... NOT..

haha.

To the beloved lady, who sat thru the whole 'turmoil' of activities in the k-room. Seriously sorri lei(public apology leh). lol. As what the AMG members said, it was for the fun of the event, no offense (such as our blog, for the fun of reader and crap of our asses) . SMILE (man i sound so gay, lol).
(Ur condition still on la kk. But nid IOU 1st)

ok. Last point, HOlland Dam Freaking good la. If they still play like this.. OMG, i tink my beloved Germans wont win le. Wahahaha(crying)

HELLO! =)

2008-06-14T00:27:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone. let me be the first person to give you the highlight the "still going on" amg outing for the night. Even though i know my language suck, but i know you guys will still get my points. right? =)

i'm sure everyone would agree on the most fun activity we played was "police and thief". don't laugh in front of the com thinking that we are childish lehz.. but it was really fun when a bunch of "police officers" are guarding the cell with the rest of the "thieves" running around the area. NEXT! was the singing of the love songs from our "oil rig"to the rest of the amg peeps.. so sentimental and sweet la.. right? =)

next activity coming up for the rest of us would be watching soccer down at macdonalds.. but little did we expect that there are crowds infesting the place and we are now thinking of places to watch. =)

stay tuned. =)

it's green and it's our colour. =)

next week KP TOPIC

2008-06-13T16:35:00.002+08:00

next week our kp-topic will be KEITH.
keith is a gayboy who htinks he is handsome with his freaking chubby cheeks. SCREW YOU!
please kp him more next week

a tribue to Ernyboy. LETS SHOW SOME LOVINGGG

2008-06-12T13:07:00.003+08:00

Ernest awwwwww.
used to be a guailan guy who called me harrison.
then we wasnt so guailan when he first talked to us.
HOWEVER, slowly but surely, he has grown to be so screwed up that he walks out of matches.
WATS UP WITH THAT?!
but nonetheless, being so kind and forgiving, we thought maybe he just emo coz MILAN STARTING TO SUCK MORE and also due to the fact that he can never play like KAKA(SEE THIS ERNEST?! NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRR)

fast forward to recent times, he picked a fight with our very own Oil Rig Winston and famously said, "u think i scared u? fight la i dont think i will lose" YEA YEA we all can guess the outcome of that if it happened. it would have been an early birthday bash, literally.

our bamboo-poled midfield playmaker, eh wait sorry sorry, midfield play-destroyer(every play must give him ball or he walk away! REMEMBER GUYS!) gladly enjoys screwing people on their Bird days, but heard that when its his turn, he chickens out. (THINK RFC ERNEST, RFC). frankly, if it was me, i would wanna avoid this on my birthday. BUT DONT THREATHEN OTHERS WITH THEIR PENDING BIRTHDAYS! THINK OF HOW TO AVOID FRIDAY FIRST.
maybe u can employ this " wah look like someone hor the photo!!" and run away.

nonetheless, II STIU LUB EUUUS WORXX ERNYBOY. euu wud look sho sho much betta wif no haiir on ur legs hahaxxx. euus wan that or notss wor?

Mocking of the Week

2008-06-11T20:42:00.002+08:00

This week we shall be celebrating the birthday of our dear old ERNEST BOY.
Hence The TopiC for MOCKING OF THE WEEK is
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ERNEST AW (king diversion of the century)

Geezuz..alrite
Erny Boy. till today u have not suffered the vicious attacks plan by the ever disgusting AMG bastards... lead by the chairperson of AMG, yeemin the yeemo.
(Details,photos,videos will be available after the attack)

To those who dunno ernest aWWW... he is aka 'kaka' or so he thinks. However as we all know, he is well-known for 'firing up' big time when playing soccer. Hmmmm... really sounds like kaka... But not the skill kind of firing up... ERM... u know la... =P
However we have credit him for al his dedication, cos he is our midfield general (his birthday, let him happy ma) whether is it for AMG or RFC (hmm, not very loyal man).

Erny Boy is from river valley, hm smart ass right. HOW THE HELL you landed in jjc??? lol. Play soccer la... Play la (oh man i sound like my mum, shit). okok.

Erny Boy also has a serious desire towards being invovled in diverting people attention, he is well-known for his 'diversion of the century' as we all know. That skill is excellent man Heh Heh.
Firstly, they got somebody pictures who looks like another somebody, and they show it to us('kaka' inside also) and say "hey that looks like somebody...", then while everyone is busy looking at that picture of somebody, they got tog, and left...... Hmm.. real good diversion there El......opps geezuz.

Now the floor is open, for any mocking available so START mocking.
(and dun tell me this is lame, This IS the PURPOSE of this blog...)

AMG BBQ

2008-06-09T22:34:00.007+08:00

Date: 13 June 2008
Time: 6pm
Venue: BLUE HORIZON aka Winston's House
To-Pay: $5

Detail:
Study at West Coast Mac before the BBQ...
Come early to help out if not studying with us...
Watch Euro2008 at West Coast Mac after BBQ...

Those coming for BBQ please leave ur name via comments
Also state whether you will b joining us for the study or soccer match.
Hey its small scale (according to winston, dunno how he can la) so dun bring ur grandpa and grandmother along hor.
But can bring ur gf/bf la.
Of course some models wont be bad.
Chopstick come too k we nid utensils.
QUESTION? leave on the blog comment. DUN MESSAGE ME.

Ur beloved DaR here. muackz .......

The Winners of the Polls

2008-06-09T22:31:00.003+08:00

Winner for the Ugliest Man of the Month

KEN TAN JIAN KANG

Winner for the Best looking Man of the Month

NEVINJIT SINGH (spell correct rite?)

Finally.........

The method most preferred by everyone, to be executed on our beloved Ernest AWWWW (aka king of diversion of the century) (who is the queen ah?)

SMACKING HIS FREAKING BALLS..... oh ernny boi b ready.... haha

NBA Finals

2008-06-06T09:37:00.000+08:00

BOSTON VS LOS ANGELES

Boston Celtics
C-K.Perkins
F-K.Garnett
F-P.Pierce
G-R.Allen
G-R.Rondo

LA Lakers
C-P.Gasol
F-L.Odom
F-V.Radmanovic
G-K.Bryant
G-D.Fisher

Boston to win man... Game 1 is on the way...

GARNETT GONNA OWN.

Mugging Season

2008-06-06T09:25:00.000+08:00

With 'A' level championship coming at the end of the year.
AMG has decided that we need to up our games, and kill the teams ahead to move towards our championship.
Hence study sessions in school will b a good platform for the killing to take place. lol.
Its Daily. Its Hardcore. Its MUGGING.
(Cant believe we are doing it wtf)

GoalKeepers (Home there)- Derrick, pengxiang
Defenders (Once there)- Yanshan, Keith
Midfielders (Sometimes there)- Webster, Jevon, Winston, Bryan, Ernest, Park
Strikers (Always there)- Ken, Yeemin, Darren, Alex, Nevin
Injuries (Never Around)- Zhiyang, Jinhao

the declining singapore service sector

2008-06-04T18:36:00.000+08:00

singapore is well known for its awesome service sector where people are served with SMILES. yes SMILES. but even as a singaporean, what i got was not SMILE, but SCREW U BOY I HAVING PMS DONT COME GUAILAN MY STORE.

i was at a cetain 24-hour store near my school today, and due to the overwhelming heat, i wanted to get a slurpee(OH NO ITS NOT 7-11 hur hur hur). u know when u get slurpee, u expect the blended ice kinda shit and not the liquid version of it in ur cup, hence i went on to grab a cup, and then try to release the liquid portion of the drink from the machine first before i actually fill my cup with the REAL DEAL SLURPEE. while i was doing this, this store-tender(bet she was having pms, or she got birdshit on her head, or maybe birdshit for brain, or it was her first day there) yelled BOY WHAT U DOING? ermmmm, i tell u what im doing, i do what everyone does, FRICKING TRYING TO GET THEIR MONEY'S WORTH OF DRINK!
she continued to bark "slurpee also want to play" and then complained to her colleague at the counter, still staring at me and making noise. i tried to reason by telling her what i was trying to do, but she insisted the liquid is as good as the ice. if thats the case, FILL THE MACHINE UP WITH COKE AND NOT COKE FLAVOURED SLURPEE LAH! she still gave me free tattoo sitcker thingy. WTF, U WAN ME PUT THAT ON UR FACE AND SMEAR IT WITH SLURPEE?! bloody hell. that the tattoo and shove it where the sun dont shine

imagine a foreigner in my position. he would have thought he entered a ******** of a country!
but we're not. we're nice people. probably the nicest in asia coz after screwing u, we offer free tatoos:)

this may sound like a childish complain post. YES ITS A DAMN COMPLAIN POST ALRIGHT, but try being there and getting screwed for nothing. u like it, i can screw u also. dont like, then dont complain that this post childish. apparently this is not the only negative incident that occured at this particular branch of a well-known chain. one of the guys apparently could not but jolly shandy because he was in uniform and its classified as alcohol AND he already showed his ic, showing he was already 18. how on earth do u get intoxicated by jolly shandy?! DRINK THE WHOLE FACTORY?! HIJACK THE TRUCK AND JUMP INTO THE MIXER FULL OF JOLLY SHANDY?! DAMN IT MAN!

one lady to spoil the name of this chain. how sad. the next time i go in there (if i ever do that again,that is), im gonna have more FUN if she is there.

its purple.

1st 'N' eVa ...

2008-06-04T13:41:00.000+08:00

Yo ladies and gentlemen
welcome welcome...
Time to blog some 'hard' stuff aye =p
Objective of this blog:
For assholes to blog wad crap they have
For bigger assholes to comment on the crap we have
And for 'SAINTS' to try and make us look stupid by 'being' mature.
LOL.. joking la. Do visit and leave comments.
HAVE FUN.

EH NEXT PERSON BIRTHDAY 11JUNE i found out ready.

2008-06-04T00:28:00.000+08:00

power la ernest.
u're dead.
shave ppl very fun hor.

eh make ugliest person vote la
contestants-- a. KEN
b. KEN TAN
c. KEN TAN KANG
d. KEN TAN KANG JIAN

heehaaiii ken sure win la. but i think ken tan kang may be in with a shout.
hmmmmmm

<----------- hello i m GOING to win tat

2008-06-03T23:52:00.001+08:00

i m going win that competition.

today topic. will be: on handsome.
define handsome - not ken
- opposite of ken
- etc. ( no copying of idea pls!)
**(when use ken pls use red cause it is a thing not a person in case he get the wrong idea)

so yea come guys gib me ur comments,,, wahahs

Changes Are coming... please wait

2008-06-03T23:14:00.001+08:00

Im noob so this blog is kinda boring and empty...
SO LEAVE COMMENTS TO MAKE IT CRAPPY.
changes will be up soon... chaoz