20th June 2008, friday, 6pm. At the post match conference with AMG new manager SIR Jose Derricko. He was proud to see his team stroll to an easy victory over the opposition pussys. SIR Jose Derricko proved to be THE SPECIAL ONE after he got his tactics spot on in the match.
His first substitution came within 15 minutes into the game seeing his team being pressured by an overwhelming number of pussys. he decided to put WINSTON into the frey, despite BOOS from the bench and Chants of 'YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU ARE DOING'. He later explained at the post match conference, 'i decided to put winston in, so as to confuse the opposition of the 2 balls on the field and letting my team recover their concentration (although some were confused themselves).
Zachary our pacy winger was also sent on as a striker. It proved to be an effective switch as a thru ball from ernest sent zach free and he rounded and rounded and rounded the keeper before tapping into the net. 1-0 AMG
the second goal came shortly after as zach was AGAIN sent free by another thru ball and this time his attempt to round the keeper failed and was brought down by the keeper.darren, who has not scored a goal in his entire life stepped up and slotted home. no one went to congraulate him and he ran to SIR JOSE DERRICKO and gave him a warm hug.
px slotted home from close range but was wrongly ruled for offside.perhaps its fate not to allow px to score. half time 2-0 AMG
the second half saw more substitutions from SIR Jose Derricko as he reshuffled the backline and midfield. more goals were scored thru the same way 'rounding the keeper again and again'.
a certain opposition player was noticed for calling one of AMG players to 'go wear a skirt laaaa! which was so ironic as a single poke on any of them caused a fury reaction from almost all the players like 'WTF WTF WTF?'. 'WE GO OUT SETTLE LA'
the peak came when nevin slide a guy wearing a manu jersey and he stood up and slapped nevin, only to quickly make a runaway. what a disgrace to the shirt.HAIYAS.
Nearing the end of the match, the similar player who asked AMG players to go wear skirts was extremely delighted at every OLE made by his team mates. and was trying to show off his 'ball-skills' to ernest.trying to act cool, he said 'AIYA GIVE YOU THE BALL LA' and pass the ball to ernest. With just a simple swing of the foot from almost 50 yards out, the ball strike off the post and into the goal. the opposition was left stunned with his pussy paiseh face. perhaps he needed us to wear skirts to hide under it.
SIR Jose Derricko said 'the opposition attitude disgusts me, hurling insults at my players.but full credit to my players who didnt downgrade downgrade downgrade to such a lowly level and retaliate.'
However, he was unimpressive by several players attitude. 'I'm not happy that certain WAGS,noticablely Jevon's, Webster's and WINSTON WINSTON WINSTON'S were present on the bench and a certain player was found missing after halftime only to be found later with his WAG. he will face further action from me and perhaps a month's ban'
After a review from FIFA, FIFA has decided to chop off all the legs of the opposition and ban them from touch a soccer ball in their entire life and their names will be submitted to FIFA's beauty contest for their fear of being tackled'
Goal scorers : Zach (2), Keith, Nevin, Webster (P), Darren (P)(FINALLY), Ernest.
Man of Match : KEN TAN (for putting his big head into good use)
7 comments:
bryan: nice clean sheet today. you've learned well from kenny, using your groin to save almost every shot.
ken: power la. good defence today - means you can play CB forever. you can forget abt playing DM haha
nevin: super singhh!! put your perky ass to good use with three blocks.
jevon: first time nv cramp out ahh
webster: okay la. place beyond the keeper's reached. happy?
ivan: showed good skills on the ball (and his BO) to get out of tight situations.
darren: deserved a goal for protecting the backline and clearing up all the mess.
pengxiang: the ref robbed you of a goal and my assist.
keith: tireless running dirk kuyt first time nv get punched/slapped/spit.
alex: off form as striker today but showed impressive defending when deployed as CB.
zach: you dog miss how many chances??
yingquan: power la first thing come in give away in direct freekick. you'll be better as hydration manger.
yeemin: "why they always attack by my side? isit because they think im lousy?"
menghan: why no menghan special today?
winston: not bad ahh impact sub. confuse the opposition cos they dno which one is the ball. other wise showed great positioning partly because gwen was watching from the bench laaa.
kenny: why today nv 'oh fuck' then let the ball bounce over you.
kyson: lucky you never play keeper today. if not concede fluke goals again.
derrick: great tactics employed by noneother than the special fat one.
hahah this entry was posted at 5.55pm but the post match conference was conducted at 6pm???
and i got two assists (:
wah lau..i never use groin..only a few times can.
i using my legs to slow down the ball?
long time never play keeper can.
that manutd guy omg so gay push my head then walk away after that taunt taunt say "eh dont come act with me i how old u how old"
DIAO...
jevon next time paly also dont get this kind ma. lose le wan to lidat omg..
he touch your head also not his fault what. your head also feel like synthetic field he confused alr darhh.
wooo ken MOM. eh paly CB with me more la. u cant play DM wan =x
and CB as in centreback u sick-mineded freaks.
lol. nevin you are the only one who thought of that first.
play CB..lol.i didn't realise till i read your comment a second time.
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