At the latest prematchday conference with AMG's manager SIR Jose Derricko, he has decided to keep things short and has denied any reports of Darenvenko leaving the club to 'idontknowwhatbasketballcompetition' fc for a reported 20cents.
On his team's starting lineup, he has decided to stick with his formation and 11 players that defeated pussies 7-0 7 days ago with the only change coming from the DM role with MYSELF in replacement for darren. He added, 'worse come to worst, i play CB la! den keith go play dm la!'
Yes, SIR Jose Derricko has decided to put himself in the starting 11 due to his recent approval of his player license, despite his injury. When asked about darenvenko leaving the club, he replied, 'i have nothing to say. I'm fully concentrated on my team's training and performance.' He went on the say that phrase 14 times more in the pre match conference.
An insider of AMG had said that darenvenko had reportedly clashed in training earlier this week by irritating Derricko with darenvenko repeatedly saying 'arshavin with the ball' whenever he touches the ball. Derricko had enough of his stupidity and left a scar on his face when he flung a boot to his eye, adding on to the many scars he already has on his face. Darenvenko then took revenge this morning in AVR by sneaking up to Derricko and smacked his dick painfully. Further action has yet to be taken on Darenvenko with him announcing to the team that he will not be playing tml to take part in his basketball competition which he will never win.
Derricko ended off the prematch conference by saying, 'enough questions.i need to go and do my chemistry Group 2 tutorial already.'
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in commemoration of the return of our fat captain to the starting line up and to tempt darrenvenko to come for the match, we shall tuck in our shirts and pull up our pants to our belly buttons for the match tmr. on details of how it should be done, clarify with derricko himself as he was found pulling up his shorts so high to the extent that we could see his balls buldging out from under his shorts. upon seeing that irresistable offer, darrenvenko couldnt hold back himself any longer and charged up to grope derricko's balls. so hopefully by pulling up our pants tmr, darren wouuld once again be seduced and abandon playing for waijif and come back to us, or rather for our juicy balls. derrick especially.
hur hur
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