At the post match conference on friday night, where AMG lost 3 - 2 to J1 soccer team. AMG players were all over the place during the match and many of them were unfit to finish the game.
Darenvenko was signed by 'idontknowwhatbasketballcompetition' fc on thurs night, for and undisclosed fee, only to be released 4 hours later after his transfer was completed. SIR Jose Derricko acted quickly to snap him up on a free transfer right before today's match. He tried to make up with Darenvenko by also choosing him as his right hand man, and giving him the opportunity to choose today's formation.
Darenvenko started with a similar back 4, and 3 midfield generals, keith, himself and coach Derricko, with 2 pacy wingers and alex as striker. Darenvenko and Derricko were found clashing on the pitch again with their decision to go for the same ball and mark the same man, leaving the midfield open for the opposition to roam around.
The first goal came from the opposition with a freekick taken and knocked down by their no.11, only to fall into the path of their big striker to pounce home. 1-0. AMG regained their composure and equalise soon after with the last kick of the first half with zachary burning their wingback again and cross him, with a simple tap in presented for alex. 1-1 at half time.
At halftime, Derricko and Darenvenko were seen quarrelling down the tunnel and started the second half with a different tactic. Derricko was shifted to centre half with darenvenko n kitty cat in midfield positions. The climax came at the 55th min when pacy hum ji winger fcuk van xiana put his wide range of vocabulary and incredible high iq to joke with peng yang, his twin brother of the oppsition with him scolding 'FUCK YOU' at the end of the conversation. the ref heard it and gave fcuk van xiana a yellow card. he was immediately subbed out to prevent him getting a red card at any moment given his 'fuck you' or 'i fuck your face' ratio.
Soon after, another long ball came and centre halfs singinho n derricko clashed for the same ball with singinho rising higher to head the ball, only to fall straight to their no 11 with an easy header. 2-1. superb assist from singinho by using his incredible ability to head the ball to perfection.
3-1 soon came from a freekick which was struck with venom and blasted straight through the wall and into the net despite the best efforts of goalkeeper bryan. perhaps the wall would have done a better job by putting a certain player in it.
AMG netted another goal from an indirect free kick, with smelly ivan crossing in, only for the keeper to catch while winston tried to head the air and instead went into the goal. the ref mistaken the situation and gave a goal to AMG despite retaliations from the opposition shouts of 'the ball didnt went it!'. but ref said 'i clearly saw the ball went into the net.goal.'
3-2 down and only a few minutes left to play, almost the entire 11 AMG players were substituted to let the others get a taste of experience. As the final whistle blew, AMG players on the bench were seen quarelling and hurling insults at each other with the frequency of 'fuck you la' extremely high. as a result, 6 more red cards were given to AMG players including Darenvenko, Singinho, Derricko, Van Fcuk Xiana, Van De Whina and kitty cat. no further action has been taken but they will have a meeting with jjc's football association as well as the club's board of directors.
Sir Jose Derricko said, 'Fuck you all la.i kena red card oso.fuck the ref la.fuck fcuk van xiana la. i gonna whack Darenvenko dick later already.' There seems to be a serious crisis in AMG and clearly someone needs to step in to clear the situation.
Scorers : Alex, Winston (for putting himself into the net)
Man Of Match : Fcuk van xiana (for taking centre stage during the match with his high iq and 'fuck you' ratio. and most importantly, making 2 headers in the game)
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