Today we report a sighting of a mutant attack
yes frm the martain hotgal hunter......it took place at the field of the academy
yes while plying a frenly game of intragalatic, somersaulting, supersingh assisting oppoent's goal football game, our resident martian decided to attack the referee with his words of wisdom
yes those wise words spilled out b4 he started f***ing the ref's face in the middle of the field.
Scary indeed. Be on your toes hot gals, the martian is back.
And wudang warrior scored!!!! power la dey
Supersingh assisted a goal!!!
Oil Rigga Scored!!! by bunling himself over the line
yes ppl and todae we saw the emergence of a new superhero
Thudergroin!!! a direct cousin of the thunder thighs family. He of the great big groin
is a peaceful one. Often spreading words of peace, his famous motto "Don't f____ leh"
well as long as its a f word it works. When mating season comes he wears short rugby shorts and slaps his groin to attract the female. Name tag reads KBGWBTMPCDTDFLN
KENNY BIG GROIN WATER BREAK TEN MINUTES PC DAMN TOUGH DUN FIGHT LEH NG
he needs alot of water to replenish his groin. thus needs countless water breaks during epic battles. By walking, the slapping of his groin echos and bring about soundwaves tht sets off lightning alerts and thus the name thunder groin. Its just kenny Thunder groin Ng!
LAstly, is someone the kat woman?? hmmmmm kitty kat meow meow
yes tht is the superheroes edition for todae
"Dun fight leh" " dun Fart leh" "dun fuck leh"
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